FUNNY SMS

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Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi..

18.TAGORE: kshaminchadam ane padaniki ardham na dictionary lo ledu

   Sardarji: IPPUDU BADHA PADI EM LABHAM. KONE MUNDU CHUSUKOVALI.

17.Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.

Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

16B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav, 

MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav 

Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda p.othav.

15.SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future; 

1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA 
2. "C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI 
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU 
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA 
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKA

14.Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD?

Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I'm right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE BALLE.

13.God made daylight n called it the SUN.

God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

12.Getting a Friend is like sunrise:

It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!

11.hree lights

save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My friend...u


100% tube light...

10.Bright Future of Engg. Studnts 

E&C:Radio repair
COMP/IT:Typing master
MECH:Cycle tube puncture
ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing.
CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!

9.Hey hi:-)

Can We Meet?
Its been so long time we met yaar.
I know you don't worry
I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:) 
To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus?

8.Cell phone oka devalayam, SMS pampe vallu pujari,

SMS chadive vallu bhakthulu,

chadivi reply cheyani vallu Temple bayata ADUKKUNE VALLU.

7.Pilla kothi. AMMA naa pelli eppudu avuthundi, anta sepu agali?

Talli kothi. 1 min aagu, pelli kuthuru sms chaduvutundi, Adi ayina ventane nee pelli.

6.Mitrama unnava poyava?

Gallo unte meghanni pampu

Akasam lo unte varshanni pampu

Bathiki unte sms pampu

5.
BUMPER OFFER:

Naku sms pampandi & WIN

BMW car photo,

34" LED tv atta pette,

America velle flight ki TATA cheppe avakasam,

Inka Natho dinner mee intlo.

4.Amma gift : JANMA

Nanna gift : MONEY

God gift   : Pranam

But nuvvu naku ichina Gift:.....

Tokka em ichavani chepataniki nee number Tappa

3.Enti msgs pampadam ledu?

time ledha ?  msg offer ledha?

interest ledha? balance ledha?

charging ledha? 

leka final gaa ee LION ni kadilinche dammu leda?

2.Enduko manasu sareega ledani doctor daggariki velite,  parledu brain sareega lenivallaki sms cheyyi annadu, naku matram evarunnaru neevu tappa!!

1.meeru chala attractive sweet decent cute fantastic lovable ravishing smart inka talented person

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nundi sms receive chesukunnaru. CONGRANTS